hiccup

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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glumshoe

Watching movies with platonic friends: draped over each other, occasional affectionate forhead kisses, hand-holding, sniping popcorn from each other, boisterous and over-comfortable

Watching movies with someone you have feelings for: I Have Placed My Sword Between Us As Comfort And Reassurance That I Respect Your Boundaries And Bear You No Unseemly Will. I Will Sit On The Far End Of The Couch And Speak When Spoken To In The Queen’s English. You Are Free Of All My House’s Amenities. If You Wish To Spend The Night, I Can Book Myself A Hotel Room So That You Have Your Privacy. If There Is A Dragon You Would Like To Have Killed Just Let Me Know And I Will Take Care Of That For You.